le pilote est gravement blessé, sonné mais vivant...
captain Keskildi and hisse (burp) crue welcommme yu aboard this flight to Bordeaux, hic.... free drinks will be served JUST after takeoff, purser, I'll have a scotch please
CTL : "Air France 123, are you an Airbus 340 or 320 ?"
Air France : "340, of course !"
CTL : "So would you mind switching on the other two engines and giving me 1000 ft/min or more climb ?"