blague australienne politiquement très incorrecte
Posté : mercredi 06 juin 2012 9:50
ce n'est que de l'humour....
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This event supposedly took place at Melbourne International on March 11, 2012.
The Australian Air Traffic Controler, one Michael Wellington, did give appropriate landing instructions after the exchange below, but was placed on a one month suspension with no pay; according to the Melbourne Herald Sun of March 18, 2012.
Melbourne International Airport
Victorian' s can be so polite!
Melbourne Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Melbourne .. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Melbourne Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Melbourne . We are cleared to land on unbeliever's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Pause....
Saudi Air : " MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER ! Saudi Air 511."
Melbourne Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. ... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Melbourne Tower : "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".
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This event supposedly took place at Melbourne International on March 11, 2012.
The Australian Air Traffic Controler, one Michael Wellington, did give appropriate landing instructions after the exchange below, but was placed on a one month suspension with no pay; according to the Melbourne Herald Sun of March 18, 2012.
Melbourne International Airport
Victorian' s can be so polite!
Melbourne Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Melbourne .. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Melbourne Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Melbourne . We are cleared to land on unbeliever's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Pause....
Saudi Air : " MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER ! Saudi Air 511."
Melbourne Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. ... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Melbourne Tower : "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".